Santa Skull Christmas T-Shirt — "I Think I Got Screwed" Dark Holiday Tee

This black cotton tee carries a wickedly playful holiday twist: a grinning skeleton Santa clutching a bomb, framed by bold red lettering that reads, “Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I keel you.” It’s dark-humor streetwear for people who love macabre laughs and seasonal irony. The shirt’s relaxed, classic fit and smooth print make the graphic read crisp and vivid, whether you wear it to a themed party, a late-night hangout, or as a quiet rebellion against saccharine holiday sweaters. Soft yet sturdy 100% cotton (with heather options blended for texture), ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. The tear-away label adds comfort so the focus stays on the snarling smile and cheeky slogan. Wear it with boots and a leather jacket or under a cardigan — it sits easily in wardrobes that favor dark humor, punk aesthetics, and tongue-in-cheek festive moments.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Crisp, multi-technique prints (DTG for main art, DTF for sleeve/inner neck) for detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for stable shape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfortable, shape-retaining wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty coverage

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean