Reaper Witch Graphic Tee — "I Always Find Shit Out. I Might Not Say It Right Away, But I Know."
Light Blue / S
£15.30
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£15.30
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This is a bold, witty tee for people who wear sarcasm like armor. A crisp white cotton shirt features a green, grinning grim-reaper-like character flipping the bird, paired with the cheeky headline: “I always find sh!t out. I might not say it right away, But I know.” It hangs relaxed at the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape—so the attitude stays readable wash after wash. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff; the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck scratch-free. Wear it to break the ice, to punctuate a dry sense of humor, or whenever you want your wardrobe to do the talking for you.
This tee fits people who prefer blunt humor and stand-up sarcasm: friends who collect dark novelty shirts, folks who like bold graphic tees for casual nights out, and anyone who uses humor to cut through awkwardness. It suits backyard barbecues, laid-back meetups, edgy game nights, and casual weekend errands where a cynical laugh is welcome.
The design is printed with modern Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film techniques for crisp lines and vivid color on the central artwork and sleeve/neck details. The result is a clear, long-lasting print that holds up to everyday wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the shirt is made to responsible standards, and the classic cut makes it easy to style with denim or layered under a jacket.
Story: Slip this on and the room gets an honest tilt. You’re the friend who notices the truth and files it away with a smirk. This tee is a short, sharp laugh in fabric form—comfortable, steady, and unapologetically you.
Product Type: Tee
Theme/Features: Dark-humor graphic with green grim-reaper character and bold, cheeky slogan; crisp DTG/DTF printing
Target Audience: Fans of sarcastic novelty apparel, dark-humor collectors, casual socialites who enjoy edgy statements
Occasions: Casual hangouts, game nights, backyard parties, weekend errands
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for reduced waste and cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTG for main art and DTF for sleeve/inner neck details — crisp, detailed prints
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Reaper Witch Graphic Tee — "I Always Find Shit Out. I Might Not Say It Right Away, But I Know."
£15.30
Sale price
£15.30
Regular price
This tee fits people who prefer blunt humor and stand-up sarcasm: friends who collect dark novelty shirts, folks who like bold graphic tees for casual nights out, and anyone who uses humor to cut through awkwardness. It suits backyard barbecues, laid-back meetups, edgy game nights, and casual weekend errands where a cynical laugh is welcome.
The design is printed with modern Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film techniques for crisp lines and vivid color on the central artwork and sleeve/neck details. The result is a clear, long-lasting print that holds up to everyday wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the shirt is made to responsible standards, and the classic cut makes it easy to style with denim or layered under a jacket.
Story: Slip this on and the room gets an honest tilt. You’re the friend who notices the truth and files it away with a smirk. This tee is a short, sharp laugh in fabric form—comfortable, steady, and unapologetically you.
Product Type: Tee
Theme/Features: Dark-humor graphic with green grim-reaper character and bold, cheeky slogan; crisp DTG/DTF printing
Target Audience: Fans of sarcastic novelty apparel, dark-humor collectors, casual socialites who enjoy edgy statements
Occasions: Casual hangouts, game nights, backyard parties, weekend errands
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for reduced waste and cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTG for main art and DTF for sleeve/inner neck details — crisp, detailed prints
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat