Holiday Sarcastic Sweatshirt — "You Scumbag You Maggot" Funny Christmas Crewneck

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a dry, dark-humor holiday vibe — a soft canvas for a bold embroidered phrase and tiny Santa hat. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric hangs with a relaxed, classic fit and a clean crew neckline. Wear it when you want to make people laugh (or wince) at a family gathering, pass a joke between friends, or just keep warm while leaning into irreverent seasonal cheer. The tubular knit and double-needle stitching give it a structured, long-lasting feel. Subtle neck and wrist prints are applied with DTF for a neat finish, while larger chest artwork is produced with DTG and can be rendered as embroidery at various placement options for a tactile, premium look.

Product features
- Embroidered or printed artwork on left, center, or large center chest; optional wrist embroidery
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for main prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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