Humidity: 1 Me: 0 T-Shirt — Funny Dry Skin / Low Humidity Graphic Tee

A laid-back, dark tee for people who survive low-humidity winters and survive on dry humor. The front reads “Humidity: 1 / Me: 0” in a simple, slightly blurred white type that pops against the black fabric. Lightweight but sturdy cotton feels familiar from the first wear; the crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably for everyday layering or lounging. Wear it on brisk mornings with a mug in hand, at a neighborhood bonfire, or under a flannel while you narrate how the weather always wins. The minimalist design speaks to people who appreciate deadpan jokes and practical comfort — breathable, durable, and made to keep its shape wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for reduced waste and smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main print for clear, durable graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean